/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Hmph! I hate to be here! No one are friendly and willing to have a conversation with me.."

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The funny thing about Voldemort. NSFW

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[deleted by user]

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I ran out of milk for my cereal.

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"Listen dude, in gonna give you a giant knuckle sandwich if you don't shut up." my bully muttered at me.

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My girlfriend fidgets a lot and has a habit of digging her nails into various snack foods.

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Shdnt

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What did the honey say to the swedish pancake when it asked if it could spread itself all over them?

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Marriage is like a game if poker, which starts 2 hearts and a diamond.

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with girl power comes girl responsibilities

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hmph! I hate to be here! No one are friendly and willing to have a conversation with me.."	1
The funny thing about Voldemort. NSFW	1
[deleted by user]	1
I ran out of milk for my cereal.	1
"Listen dude, in gonna give you a giant knuckle sandwich if you don't shut up." my bully muttered at me.	1
My girlfriend fidgets a lot and has a habit of digging her nails into various snack foods.	1
Shdnt	1
What did the honey say to the swedish pancake when it asked if it could spread itself all over them?	1
Marriage is like a game if poker, which starts 2 hearts and a diamond.	1
with girl power comes girl responsibilities	1